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bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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